The Kitty’knights Troupe

well where to start *sighs* first there was the moot .. and to be honest i dont think i would have survived this month without it.

you all know me and how I pretty much live on my lappy .. well t’is deaded .. and frankly i couldnt care less thats one of the better things to happen to me since the moot.

*ponders*

although i did find a 14 inch cookie to beat the 12 inch one from a couple of weeks ago tha’ counts as a good thing doesn’t it ? *looks around hopefully for briar to tell him that yup thats a very good thing and he can have it*

lessee what else happened that i can actually talk about without breaking into a quivering mass of meh .. hmm .. well i was late for work today .. slept in which as most of you know is just plane wierd for me. especially when you concider i slept through my alarm that starts at 0650 ……. and woke up with it still going off at 1027 *shudders* getting into work was definitly not pretty - AT ALL! although when i told them i slept through my alarm like that all i got was “no-wonder you didnt hear us calling”

don’t think i blame them for being worried really with everthing else thats gone on since i got back , i managed to leave my wallet at da gnomies , my mind at narzoo’s, my phone at mama kittyknight’s, my heart in a graveyard with the punultimate kitty’knights and my soul .. well that jus’ wandered off somewhere when i wasnt looking .. i think it went to live with the kittens .. is safer there for everyone involved.

hmm what else .. you know you really should tell me to update this ‘ere blog more often.

*matt lets hazey growl at the stream of people who just distracted him so that he hasnt a clue what he was going to say*

eh’hem , well there was the whole brother thingy .. for those of you that know the full story this will be funnier but just as cool for the rest as well , theres some really bad blood between me and my brother, to the point where everyone has picked sides except my little big sister katie who just ignores both of us. but in the middle of my grandmothers wake while everyone was giving me looks that could kill JJ walked up took me in his arms and we hugged for the first time in about four years then started chatting away about the kids for ten minutes… all the while e very member of teh family had been waiting for us to throw punches so you can immagine the looks on thier faces .. think ctaaj’s most evil’ist smirk melting into a mouse thats just been pouncedas the shock then the confiusion of a kitty’knight told to choose between a mountain of cookies a vat of jack daniels and a huggle from those he loves the most…..

so mebbe it wasnt quite so bad down there as it could of been that made me smirk , and a certain crazy bloke whose more a brother than JJ has ever been made me remember how to smile for the day … even iffin i did miss my bus that is

The sky is weeping tears of rain,

for the friends now left alain.

I cannot see thee,

cannot feel thee.

And it hurts my heart to leave ye.

The Sky is weeping Tears of rain

The wind and rock hide kitty’s domain.

A fog did fall

To hide absences all

To sooth the kitty’s hearts new hole.

The sky is weeping tears of rain,

And kitty thinks it’s rather a pain.

Now’s the time to explain

As he approaches unicorn lane.

All he feels is a gentle aching.

THE SKY IS WEEPING TEARS OF RAIN

FOR THE JOY THE KITTY’S SEEN

I CANNOT HUG THEM,

CANNOUT KISS THEM

NOTHING WILL EVER SAY HOW MUCH I MISS THEM

BUT IN MY HEART I WALK TALL

BECAUSE I LOVE THEM

TRUE WATCHERS ALL!

*Hazey walks up to his own personal guardian unicorn and smiles tears streaming down his face, the unicorn looks at him with a knowing expression and gives the knight back his shield to face another year.

Hazey bows to the unicorn and introduces his new hand held dragon then huggles the ‘corn gently and whispers in his ear*

when you see her thank da Gnomie and my True sister for making you come to watch o’er me.

*with that the kitty’knight pootles off into the fog and up to his hall M-AchL the dragon breathing fire to lead the way, and keep kitty company*

….

*after a moment Hazette and Annme step out from the rock they were hiding behind to surprise Hazey and welcome him home, you see Hazette scribbling down what she sees he feels, shaking her head and muttering to Annme*

I thought I was meant to be the bard in these parts

*she finishes writing it down omitting the strange looks the kitty’knight got as he communed with the unicorn*

*Annme grins past the proud tears and whispers*

You is missy Hazettes..but is goods ta see Papa smilings..

*Annme giggles*

Shouting atta sky was kinda funs too

*Hazette flashes a grin at Annme*

Good point dear, it’s nice to see the true Kitty’knight finding his way home rather than that shell we sent to the watchers for healing

*Annme smiles and nods*

D’ats what healerers doing bests , mekking peoples betterer e’en iffin it means sending them away because you cants help dem

Go ahead and give your papa a huggle and stop trying to talk like him… all that iffin wassis is wierd coming from you

*Hazette grins and winks at Annme to show she is joking then sits down next to the unicorn spire and decides to finish the poem*

*Annme giggles and wanders towards home not seeing what Hazette is doing*

The sky is weeping tears o’ rain,

But shouldn’t presume in the knights name

He cannot see them,

Cannot touch them

But carries them with him,

And bares them with the Truewatcher’s name

As he enters his home again.

He forgot to thank you didn’t he, then again he never learnt your name despite the fact you seem only to be real for him.

*giggles up at the ‘corn*

But i know you and I thank you, Kibemn Kl’rard Dain’Gaer , for watching over him as and when he needs you at the touch of a button on the shedding of a tear

*Formally curtsies to the unicorn now returned to stone atop the unicorn tower*

k, i’m sorry i couldn’t post anything for the moot , i spent the whole weekend getting told by my laptop that some thingymibob to do with tha’ wassist onne doodad wasnt working .. so basicly it became a gloryfied Hi-FI and left in a seat. Couldn’t switch sign up systems so i couldnt get the wi-fi to connect.

It’s been very hot and i had a lovly time seeing everyone I love to bits again, and the annme in me founded cookies for everyone

but i is at the gomies and i has pizza which vazquez wishes he had *grins* and am still to fuzzled out to go and add my 400,000 pennies worth on the proper blog later when

OK so with the Glasgow fair this weekend i got to finish early on Friday and had Monday off .. now at the beginning of the weekend i thought “YAY! free paid holidays” .. in retrospect next year i think I’ll tell my boss to stick ‘um where the sun don’t shine (someplace near Lancre).

I came in to mountains of paper work and have never been as glad of covering for the receptionist in my life (gave me a chance to nap ) but as its coming up on 1pm an’ tha’ means the end of her break i better run back for more finger breaking before my lunch starts.

oh and for the record .. Who hacked every PC i use an put a countdown timer on-it ? hmm? hmm? hmm? every time i look at my desktop i see a timer running down to midnight Thursday morning an i didnt do it an cant get rid of it .. an’ its at work as well as at home :S *I R Confuzzled*

[Hazey says to group] Okies, so I founded a blogs? Now how do I killit? *stares at Hazette waiting for kill info*

[Annme giggles]

[Hazette says to group] oh dear *shakes her head* we’re not meant to kill it Hazey, we’re meant to put things in it for people to see *looks at Hazey hopefully* like a diary…

[Hazey says to group] You mean we keep cow’s innit? For milks?

[Annme says to group] PAPA!

[Hazette says to group] NO! I said a Diary not a Dairy *sighs* like writing, an’ reading an’ pictures an stuffs like tha’

[Hazey looks perplexed]

[Hazey Says to group] Annme, do you understands?

[Annme says to group] Yeppers, is a tellin’ da Gnomie I gots a cookie anna boats annit floats *remembers where she was going with the sentence* anna telling Dubia wherea pineapplis is hidin’ an fings like dat an’ we can puttid maps up forra Gnomies*nods*

[Hazey says to group] So writing…

[Annme nods]

Hazey says to group] and reading…

[Hazette looks pleased]

[Hazey says to group] and how do I do them again?

[Annme and Hazette look at each other in disbelief and slap their foreheads]

[Hazette says to group] this could take a while, I forgots Hazey cannit read.

[Annme nods sadly]

[Annme says to group] mebbe missus Briarthorn lady can helps?

[Hazey says to group] OI! I am right here you know!

[Hazette says to group] yes we know… or mebbe missus Narzoo, or mister Uxian?

[Annme grins]

[Annme says to group] iffin dey cants help dey knowin’ summon a cans

[Annme leads Hazey away, leaving Hazette to write a hellos on the blog]

[Hazette sits down at the desk with a sigh and a smile and mutters to herself “silly kitty”]

 

[Hazette writes to blog]

Well now , it seems our little troupe has managed to find the TrueBlog , as you can imagine it may take mister Hazey a while to work it out t we might get there sometime in the next hundred or so years … better make that two hundred at least.

 

We don’t really have much to say at the moment… but iffin you see my brother Hazeit or Spparkee Ka’Boom tell’um its time to come home we miss them.

 

Oh and um… does anyone have any experience of teaching Kerra how to read and write? Please send your answers to myself or Annme… Hazey would probably eat it or summin’ like that

 

See you all soon *grins* we’ll try an’ get the kitty’knight to sit still long enough for a couple more photo’s this year but no promises on success

[Hazette stands up and looks in the direction Hazey and Annme went and decides against it for now puttering off in the direction of the nearest tree for a nap]